Froms: Art in the Age of Mechanical ReproductionFors: US$36
Out of all the tees we get here at... my living room, this is one of my favourites. The fabric is a really neat sheer/not sheer mixture of tee material (sorry, that's the best explanation I can give, I can't find the damn page that I was reading about the fabric!), and the tee is extra long, sweet.
"Moo shmoo moo, mooo shmoo hoo choo shmoo hoo moo", is what you sound like when wearing fake vampire teeth. Add that to the dribbling and the potential pinching of inner cheek flesh and you have yourself a quite unattractive package. As we all know, dress-up parties (the only place you can wear vampire teeth with any real remanence of dignity) are all about getting laid. No one is going to want to have sex with you if you are dribbling spitty blood down your hired frilly shirt and speaking lispy, dumb, dumb language. You are much more likely to get laid wearing this tee.