tree huggin'

At: Fair and Bare
For: £18 incl postage

bleed the scene real life review

Let's be upfront about this... I have a propensity toward the dark. Not necessarily macabre, but the dark. Nothing makes the joy more joyful than a seething underbelly of discontent and angst. I listen to a lot of Radiohead... it makes me happy, I'm not a Goths or anything :)

Firstly, this shirt IS pretty. No doubt about that. I hang around with mostly designer types, and this shirt always pulls a positive reaction. Pulling a reaction in any case is impressive because face it, though they are designer arty types, they are still Australians, and getting any more than a grunt and a tipping of the stubby out of them is a challenge.

Secondly is the interaction and ultimate glory of embruing confusion amongst others. They are all like "Wow, that's nice! What does it say? What does it mean?", And I'm all like "It's about wanting to die, and the words are messages of terminal discontent with one's existence". Their faces then drop, or contort with a sense of non-comprehension. Then I'm all like "Cool huh?", smile and go on with my day, just a little happier than I was.

Thirdly, It has a Casper the friendly ghost/dinosaur mashup monster saying "Poop on me". Cool...

Verdict: Certainly our cup of tee.

STATS
Advantages: Nifty super-fine print on a well fitting Alstyle tee.
Disadvantages: None, brother.
Buy it from: Bleed the Scene
Get out your wallets: £10 SALE!
Model models: Manly L
Review by: Thomp

fear and loathing

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicoloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser and a pint of raw ether. You don't need it to enjoy this shiny red shirt, but it sure helps pass a lazy Thursday morning.

Get yours at: ShirtCity
For: US$25.95

Note - for all those wary about print on demand tee sites (ie. me) I'll soon be receiving a sample from these dudes so we shall see. I have to say that I find the site impossible to navigate so don't blame me if the link doesn't work... you'll just have try to find the correct link to this tee 5 times like I did. And don't forget to choose flock printing. Mmm delicious flock.


This just in: At US$35.95 I must have this in a hoody. Just follow the link above and hopefully you'll find it.

thinkgeek domo tee on sale

Support your favourite Japanese monster Domo-kun as he tries to take over the world, starting with your body. And since he's on sale, now's the time. This design also comes in a most funky hoody which isn't on sale, but you do have to buy it immediately. Check out the clearance section for more nifty gear.

Get yours at: ThinkGeek
For the sale price of: US$12.99