how do you spell 'mom', mum?

I always have a problem with American spelling versus the correct spelling of certain words when it comes to the world wide nature of the Interweb. How am I ever going to buy a t-shirt with the words 'tyres,' 'organise,' 'theatre,' or 'centre' anywhere on it? What if I find a great tee which says, 'organize the tires into the center of the theater'? Should stores offer alternate spelling versions of their tees?
This tee is a perfect example. Can I in all honesty wear a tee which boldly flaunts the American spelling of 'mum'? Thinking about it, I guess this is the most logical spelling of mum, as it comes from the word 'mother'... well I guess it could come from a latin word like 'mumtabular' meaning 'mother', and if that's the case then 'mom' isn't correct. Good thing that's not the case.

Get it from: NoiseBot
For: US$22.95

still got his wittle pipe

He's not just a monkey. He's the chimp pulling the flush-chain from the poster on my Nanna's toilet door. And though he's lost his black-rimmed glasses somewhere on the seven seas, he's still got his pipe.
I freaking love this tee. Love it.

Get monkeyed at: Tonic Tshirts
With monkey moolah: £22

waterloo... knowing my t-shirt's with me

The nice Argentinian people over at Waterloo have made a special offer just for duds readers... if you type the coupon code 'FUNKYDUDS' in at the checkout, you'll get a full 10% off their stock 'o funky retro rock and movie tees. Look just like a murderous, yet strangely likable thug in this Clockwork Orange tee, or grab something Bowie, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd or Clash-like and get down with the rock kids. If you happen to live in Buenos Aires you could just pop down to their real life store, but given that you probably don't, you'll have to get one from the interweb.
But never fear, in an interweb special they have a buy 3 get 1 free offer as well as the special 10% off offer, so you'll get like a hundred shirts for the price of one. Bargain!