I think the 'of us' is a little redundant.(That's not funny, just good copywriting.)
From: DeathGob
From: £17
Eskimo Joe was a friendly little Esquimaux, content to wile away the hours wearing his dad's sweaters and releasing friendly JJJ indie pop rock for the long-haired masses. Until one dark day in 2003, when sweet little Joe found that chicks didn't dig the smiley, locked himself in the cupboard for a year and came back all mopey and emo and long, dark haired. ARIA accreditation and double platinum albums followed, until one day he went all Kurt Cobain on the world's ass and found himself immortalised on a baby blue shirt.
I used to have a rhinestone tee when I was a kid and I remember in clear detail when each of the pretty shiny bits fell off. Mum glued them back on of course. Well, she glued some beads on - as i later found out.