nothing is impossible

I don't know where this slogan came from, but I love it. Actually, I hope it didn't come from anywhere and it was completely made up... that's way better.

Get one at: McSweeney's

For: US$22

savant tard

Great tee. Great interwebs address. Quick post.

Get one from: Squarewolf
US$18

palmercash awesomest shirt

All I can hear is people saying "is it really?" Like when you have a hair cut and all the dumbasses say "you've had a haircut", like you haven't fucking noticed. The rare intelligent person will say something like "nice haircut", or "the hair is an improvement", or "your head looks amazingly unattractive like that", Etc, etc, ad nauseam. Don't get me wrong, I completely love this tee! It is especially cool for someone like me who has A LOT of Tshirts... But like the right to bare arms, you are just inviting dumb people to do dumb things. I would like to wear this Tshirt as an experiment, but don't know if I could handle the stomach turning, 'nails down a blackboard', dumbass comments that would follow. So if you don't mind dumb people, like dumb people, or in fact are a dumb person - then buy this awesome Tshirt. I really do like it, but my but my tolerance is withering with age.

Review by: ThomP
Get yours at: PalmerCash
With money: US$21.97

print liberation custom type tees

Ever wondered why you can't just write what you want on a tee? Because your idea is dumb and we don't care to see it.
But if you really must do it, check out Print Liberation's Custom Type Tees.
Why is it great? Because people actually look at the typography and adjust it before it's printed. Had to happen one day.

From: Print Liberation
For: US$50

punch you, bluetooth johnson

I've been meaning to get round to Local Celebrity to give them a bit o' lovin' and other truncations, and what do you know, here's me doing it. The thing that draws me to this particular company is that they have great concepts, and great design. The design bit is what many slogan-based tees appear to lack (nice one, Captain Obvious).

The best thing of all is that they've gone to the trouble of inventing a game for us to enjoy. The game's called 'Bluetooth Johnson' (I may have made that up, but it'll probably be ok legally speaking) and the game goes like so: "Next time you see this guy I want you to turn – look at your boy – call out “Bluetooth Johnson” and then punch that sucka in the gut! That’s right – Mr. Johnson is the new punch buggy! You can even play at night cuz this fool beams light!".

Yours from: Local Celebrity

Yours for: US$19.95

thinkgeek'll get you a girlfriend

ThinkGeek are looking out for you this season with this fantabulous offering from you to Japanese radies. I mean ladies. Roughly translated, this shirt says "Now accepting applications for Japanese girlfriends". It probably says the same thing unroughly translated, but lets be on the safe side.